Text Message Conversation During the Apocalypse

Phone 1: hey 

Phone 2: sup 

Phone 1: havn a bad day 

Phone 1: why? 

Phone 2: apo2alypsf 

Phone 1: what? 

Phone 2: apocalypse* sorry cant type phone melting. 

Phone 1: are you okay? 

Phone 2: gtg rapture

via Harvard Lampoon.